Posted 19 hours ago

inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

Posted 19 hours ago
the-world-and-broken-bones:

basedgaben:

My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me.
When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not want to do that shit, let me tell you. All those parents watching me sing some stupid song? Nah, that ain’t me.
But I was forced to, and I was pissed about it. My dad was in the audience, taking pictures and enjoying the show. In that moment, I swear, my tiny four year old was pure rage and resentment. I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.
My dad pointed the camera at me, and I turned, and I looked. I gave him the look that summed up all the anger, all the absolute fury that was brewing inside me. He says that he had never before seen such a perfect depiction of total and complete hatred. In his four year old son.
To this day whenever I get pissed, he calls me “Buzz Lightyear”.

 

the-world-and-broken-bones:

basedgaben:

My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me.

When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not want to do that shit, let me tell you. All those parents watching me sing some stupid song? Nah, that ain’t me.

But I was forced to, and I was pissed about it. My dad was in the audience, taking pictures and enjoying the show. In that moment, I swear, my tiny four year old was pure rage and resentment. I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.

My dad pointed the camera at me, and I turned, and I looked. I gave him the look that summed up all the anger, all the absolute fury that was brewing inside me. He says that he had never before seen such a perfect depiction of total and complete hatred. In his four year old son.

To this day whenever I get pissed, he calls me “Buzz Lightyear”.


 

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

I’m writing my essay on cyber-bullying right now

and there was this article that said “anon hate hurts us because when we read it, we don’t hear the attacker’s voice, we hear our own”

and that’s a really good observation.

(Source: foriamsincerity)

Posted 1 day ago
fourtris-eaton:

oh my god not miine. but so fucking funny.

fourtris-eaton:

oh my god not miine. but so fucking funny.

Posted 1 day ago

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

send me ur

NERVOUS

ULTRACONSERVATIVE

DINOSAURS

ENJOYING

SKATEBOARDINGTRICKS

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PRAISE the LORD

Posted 1 day ago

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

Posted 1 day ago

wytchprincess:

daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love

(Source: vayena)

Posted 1 day ago

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me